At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them … I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.” Single v Engaged v Married Three sheilas were having a girl's night out and talked about their blokes.
Finally Bruce asks: ”Are you wearing crutchless knickers? The single sheila said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my bloke's office wearing a leather coat.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. " The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four? He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
" The married sheila put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
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I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
That's a very long flight so in the end the lawyer decides to make some conversation and asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
Two Aussie priests are in a bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
An Aboriginal, a Pom, an overweight Yank, a NZ Maori, a Kiwi, a Tasmanian disabled person, an elderly person from Latvia, a Swedish blonde, a German, an Italian, a drunk Irishman, a Pole, a Greek, an Indian, a Canadian politician, an Afro-American, a Mexican, a Dutchman, an arrogant Frenchman, a Brazillian, an Ethiopian, a Turk, a Jap, a Chinaman, a Russian, an Indonesian, a Malaysian, a Cambodian, a Birmese and a Vietnamese all went together to an upmarket nightclub.