Single mothers are bona fide idiots and here is why you should never even consider dating one: First, this is a woman who clearly doesn’t give a shit about her child’s well-being and future prospects. Lumping her in with single mothers is an insult to his memory, to her and to her children. Divorced mothers are also NOT single mothers, although a huge flashing PROCEED WITH CAUTION sign is definitely in order. A single mother is a woman who had a child outside of any established relationship, or a relationship so fragile the thickest retard in the world ought to have been able to see bringing a child on board was a FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA.That child is aching for a man to call his or her own.
That’s not saying he wants to morph into a muscled monster.
“I don’t want to be the guy with the neck,” he says so Boss can hear him. “What’s the Kevin Hart version of the journey of “the comedian with his own sneaker deal” starts with Hart, now 37, selling shoes when he was 19, working at City Sports in his hometown of Philadelphia.
Hart’s joined by his trainer, “Boss,” a former college football player who started working with the comedian three years ago, when Hart first got serious about fitness. “I looked like I was in shape, but then you’d take off my shirt and it was like, ‘No, no, no.’ ” Hart and Boss wear nearly identical monochromatic outfits— wicking shirts, shorts over leggings—in different colors: Hart in red, Boss in blue.
They didn’t plan this, but Hart gets a huge kick out of it, posting a twinsies pic to his nearly 40 million Instagram followers. Put some tape on it.” Boss’ comeback is pretty straightforward: “Shut up and lift.” shoes, as in, the shoes with his name on the side—the Nike “Hustle Harts.” Because this comedian has a shoe deal.
So yeah, Kevin Hart’s day job is still making us laugh, and he’s in no danger of losing it.
And yet..training, the shoes, the shredded physique. If Hart has his way, 2016 will be the year we stop thinking of him as a guy who can spend 90 minutes getting verbally bitch-slapped by Ice Cube and start thinking of him as a guy who can do the slapping.
You can pick up a heroin addiction, drop out of high school, rob a bank or decide to write the great American novel financing yourself on your credit cards. You can go to rehab, get your GED, get parole, and pay off those cards. A modern man doesn’t turn up his nose at a woman with some sexual experience who might have learned a trick or two from previous lovers about what men REALLY like, or more likely, she learned how to FIND OUT, but the majority of men would like to see a NEW sign on her uterus. When a man picks a wife, he wants to know he won’t be competing with some random babydaddy who was there before him. A great wife and mother places the needs and happiness of her husband and children ABOVE her own needs, and in doing so, finds her greatest happiness. But a woman who makes YOU the center of her life is going to be a great wife. Oh, that’s the story she’ll spin for you, because really, what women is going to sit there and say “I’m an unbearably controlling and irrational cunt who made my husband’s life such hell he decided he would rather be a weekend Dad than spend one more second with me”. What kind of delusional self-image does a woman have, if she can fall for a con artist with a gambling habit that would shame Charlie Sheen?
But once you have a child, you cannot take it back. Third, single mothers profoundly misunderstand men. There are few men who are overjoyed to spend their blood, sweat and tears on some other guy’s genetic offspring. A woman who cares so little about her children, her own prospects, and her future husband is NOT going to make a great wife. Oh, and in return, you have to make HER the center of your life. When you meet a divorced single mother, immediately start looking for the flaw. Something that drove another man to pledge his undying love to her, to have and to hold, from this day forth, and then sometime later decide “fuck this shit. Be very cautious around a woman who takes none of the blame for her failed marriage.
Updated to add: The use of the term ‘single mother’ is not exactly accurate. If you screw up and get pregnant, don’t screw up even more and bring an innocent child along with you! Divorced moms who escaped abusive marriages with drug/sex/gambling/whatever addicts should not get a free pass from you, either.