See you next time.” The cameras hadn’t been out for five seconds when Taylor looked at the bulge and grinned. “I was trying to make you get a boner throughout that interview, and it worked.” “Yeah, cheers for that.” I replied.“I was trying to not draw attention to it, but it’s difficult to present when you feel like it’s going to explode any moment.” And with that she stood up and walked over to me, and got down to her knees, taking off my suit as she did so.
People can read into it what they want but it’s purely for the enjoyment of writing songs.” “So it’s been a bit quiet on the sexual front recently, who was the best lover?
” “Oh bloody hell, this really is a show revealing everything, isn’t it?
Who out of those five would you say you had the biggest connection with?
” “I’d say me and Ed probably had the best relationship in terms of caring for each other.
Every guy that I date has to know that I do a lot of touring and so they bear that in mind before a relationship. I actually sometimes think if I hadn’t been a singer, I would have tried my hand as a porn star.
But it does get very lonely, occasionally, not just for them but for me too.” “So does that mean, there’s an awful lot of masturbation on your tour bus? I pretty much masturbate after every show, because getting off the stage after a great show just turns me on so much. Erm, it’s mainly from memory, although there’s about six or seven porn movies I take everywhere with me.” “So you watch a lot of porn then? I mean, I love sex so doing it as a job would be like a dream.
I do miss a real guy though but I can take care of myself.” “So how do you get off on tour? “I mean, do you just do it from memory or is there like a secret stash of porn on board? As for the genre, all sorts but mainly the spontaneous ones where it just happens, and I like seeing it from the point of view of the girl and threesomes.
There’s just so many.” Discussing which porn movies Taylor Swift liked, had made my cock incredibly hard.
However, after I’d done my introductions to the show and announced her arrival, this feeling doubled in size.