Otherwise, everyone in the neighborhood will discover the indiscretion and next year’s mating season could be awfully lonely.Cosmo, p75, Nov 2012 “There’s nothing wrong with posting a hot pic of yourself on Instagram or Twitter. From Urbandictionary.com: “A selfie is usually accompanied by a kissy face or the individual looking in a direction that is not towards the camera.
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Selfies gone wrong If a self picture is sent to your girl friends, I imagine this may be OK. I’ve heard guys laugh about these pictures in very ruthless ways, giving girl a bad rep or slamming her looks.
They think it looks really cool, but they actually look like an ugly ass duck.
If memory serves, it’s a cruel dating world out there.
For those of you still in the game, take comfort that the animal kingdom knows no more forgiveness than our human one.
And if she doesn’t like what she sees, she lets him know with a disapproving honk. And if the booby male gift-giving really falls flat, she’ll turn her back, bend over and give a squirt of her own white paint.
Now I don’t suggest going quite this far with your dissatisfaction, but you get the gist.
Figure out whether your man is more like a waved albatross (monogamous) or a nazca booby (a new mate every season).
If you insist on straying, make sure you do so during the off season.
So, next time you are at a bar and it’s all men (i.e., a sausage hang), know that like the blue-footed booby, you have an advantage.