Don't even bother trying to figure a Scorpio out.
True story: I was once minding my business, drinking green tea in Starbucks, when this woman I'd never met approached me and said, "Are you a Scorpio?
(And yes, Pluto was declared a planet again, which we all saw coming because, well, I'll get to that in a minute.) As amazing as we are, dating a Scorpio isn't always easy — just ask this guy.
You guys are horrible people."She was mostly right: I am a Scorpio, and I am a horrible person.
But being a horrible person has little to do with my astrological sign, which if anything should be one of my few redeeming qualities.
Unless your team is the New York Jets, in which case, I don't know how to help you.4. Sometimes if the person you're dating doesn't want to become Facebook official, it's not because they're cheating. Scorpios are famous for being interested in death, horror, noir, the supernatural and sometimes even the occult.
It's because they don't want the world in their business. If your partner doesn't have any social media and keeps a diary in a lockbox in a hidden safe within a hidden crawlspace of her apartment, it's a safe bet that she's a Scorpio. As long as she's not inviting Captain Howdy over via a Ouija board, just let her be.7.
Rose is a 9th house Scorpio with a four-planet stellium in Sagittarius.
She has more than 10 years of experience as a professional journalist and six years of experience as a professional blogger.
And if you're planning on dating a Scorpio, don't say we didn't warn you.1. If you find yourself mysteriously attracted to that weird guy with the beard who sleeps on newspapers in the subway and likes telling you that the end of the world is nigh, chances are he was born in November and is amazing in bed.2.
Again: Scorpios are sexier than anyone you've ever encountered. Scorpios are always dominant and always in control.
Scorpios' love of darkness extends to their sarcastic senses of humor. Scorpios have a knack for predicting the future and knowing what you're thinking before you open your mouth.