And BT-dubs, I haven't seen a six-pack like that... Every time we made love, I was thinking about another guy. All I do is wear a wig and change my voice a little bit... Then I get twice the pay and twice the merchandise.
You're wigging harder than a smack addict at an lggy show circa '73.
...since I shotgunned Molson Golden at Lollapalooza. That's because I speak in overly written, clever-for-clever's-sake quips.
A little "One Night in Bangkok," a little sake-sake.
Well, I didn't exactly have the best example growing up.
Finally, the Disaster Movie script is here for all you fans of the spoof flick.
This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue.
It's a lot of stuff you gotta do, hoops you gotta jump through. Gotta go to some stupid-ass website where you register a catch phrase.
I'm calling it Wolf's BBQ Sauce, available in regular and chipotle.
I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.