[David Crosby shakes his head in shame] Lionel Hutz: I move for a 'bad court thingy'.
[places a toy monkey with a cigarette in it's mouth on the desk] Marge: Mr Hutz.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son." Lionel Hutz: Hiring me as your attorney, you'll also recieve this free smoking monkey. Lionel Hutz: And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
[holds the bottle to his ear] Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that?
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials] Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
I grabbed onto the vacuum cleaner, pushed the cord retractor button, and was on my way to freedom. Prosecuting Attorney: [everyone in the courtroom gives Skinner a round of applause] Your Honour, the prosecution moves that Principal Skinner's testimony be stricken from the record.
But I'm afraid it's Splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad. Principal Skinner: I shouted until I was hoarse, but they couldn't hear me. The rocket took off with a mighty blast of carbon dioxide dragging behind it the end of a vacuum cleaner cord.
Lionel Hutz: Very well, but first some ground rules.
The sound wassn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
Riviera's competence] Marge: I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all. I've argued in front of every judge in the state.
Lionel Hutz: And as for your case, don't you worry. Burns, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long!
[sobs] [Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much] Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.