Since there is a great demand for these kind of jokes, I decided to create a specific category for these kind of jokes.
Lincoln What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? ”Grail What’s the difference between the holy grail and a black child’s daddy? Going out How do you keep a black man from going out? Burnt What did God say when he made the first black man? Sprinkle some of Colonel Sanders special recipe at the finish line, they smell it from a mile away. Fairytale What’s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? Black begins, “y’all motherfuckers ain’t gonna believe dis shit!
Chicken Why don’t black women wear panties to picnics? Casper the ghost, it reminds them of 1864′Pizza What can a pizza do that a black man can’t? Black guy slam dunk Why are black people so good at basketball? Church 2 What is red green yellow orange purple and pink? Innocent black Why do criminal black gangsters wear white shirts? Special recipe How do you get your black runner to win a big race if you are a coach? In common What does a fat lip, black eye, and a job have in common? FN why can’t u see a black man’s name on the list of donations for FN BECAUSE THEY’RE BLACK!
Both are fake trains that lead to freedom in the north. “Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”Apples What do black people and apples share in common?
Who’s driving A mexican and a black person are in a car who’s driving? Pall bearer How come there are only 2 pall bearers at a black persons funeral? Hit by cars Why do more black people get hit by cars in the winter? How to use a black people How does the navy use a black person? Mtorcycles What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Run What do you call black people running down hill? Roof How many black men does it take to shingle a roof? Diarrhea Did you hear about the black man that thought he was bleeding to death? Smell Why do a black man drive with his windows up? Fly What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? Birth How long does it take for a black woman to shit? What a smell What’s long and black and smells like shit? Lightbulb How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Thanks giving Why don’t blacks celebrate thanksgiving?
You cant you have to be born white How to be asian? Drowning How do you stop a black person from drowning? Black dude What do you call a black special forces operator?
Now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t. Because their souls are filthy and dirty with sins. Wassup with black people Do you know why black people are black.
“Damn, I burnt one.”Zebra What did the black kid say when he slid down the zebra? Filthy and dirty Why are black people black and commit the most crime? ”Black man and a jew A black man and a Jew are jumping from a roof.
You call 911Taste Why do police dogs lick their ass? Scared What’s a black persons most scariest film to watch? That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.